Justina talks about the big R

I think it's time to start talking about Relationships. Capital R. I have standards. There are things that MUST be in a significant other and Dealbreakers. Here they are.

What someone MUST be or do to have me:
*Breathe (a lesson IKEA Anna taught me. I can't just settle for a pretty face I see online.)
*Not smell significantly bad
*Have enough issues to not intimidate me (clinically diagnosed is good. Meds are better.)
*Worship me (not like build a shrine...well, maybe a little one)
*Feed me (I'm so bad at the details of living)
*Not talk when I talk. (Not listen, per se, but, you know, pretend to listen)

Dealbreakers:
*Wanting me to give birth. I may do it once for someone, if some accident happens. But I really rather not.
*Use of the words "booboo" and "oopsie" in regular conversation.
*Being gay -as in having sex with men.
*Thinking raves are fun and being over the age of 23.
*Being the age of 23 or under.
*More stuffed animals than ties (so hypocritical of me, but I DO own more ties than stuffed animals)
*Says "I don't get it" when watching Annie Hall.
*Says "I so get that" when watching a Bush speech.

I'm gonna keep doing this, but I better go home.