My affair with Anna

I love Ikea. I love all things Ikea. I want Ikea. I must have Ikea. It's sick, but it's true. So I went to the Ikea website this morning and I met Anna, the online help center. We then had a torrid, but short lived affair.

Here's what happened...(Note: This was not altered in any way. This is really what she said.)

It started off so well. She was so helpful. So loving.

I showed my bad side, but she just loved. Loved.

Then her love got overbearing.

Problems started. I couldn't quite place it, but something was up.








And then she admitted it to me.


We fought. I said mean things. She got defensive.

We stopped talking.