Trek geeks, this one's for you

I just totally geeked out with some friends about Star Trek and I am now in bed, thinking of Patrick Stewart. He is hot. He is so hot, I don't think he was mentioned in the conversation, but talking the Trek talk and then seeing my bed, I just did some free association and thought "Captain Picard." And then imagined him calling me Number One. My roommate thought Spock was hot. I guess so. That sounds right. Smart and aloof. That's hot. But Picard. Wasn't he raised on a vineyard in France? I vaguely remember a brother and father fighting in a vineyard (why the English accent?) And he was always so strong. Fuck the Borg, he says. Sure, they know no pain and only have loyalty for the hive and they stick metal in your orifices, but Jean Luc can kick any borg ass any time. Even with pvc pipe in his nose connecting to his urethra, he's unshaken.

yummy.