What I am currently eating

I am eating Have'A Chips and See's Molasses Chips while listening to Duran Duran do a cover of Bowie's Fame. Why? Because I've met the man of my dreams.

I have met a man who has all these things in his apartment and he has just left me here to consume it all. Chocolate. Salt. Justina's favorite band as a teenager. Admittedly, it's a collection of Bowie covers from different bands, but in a way, that's better than if he actually started playing Duran Duran. And Fame is a b-side, so he'd have to play the single on a record player and that is just plain geeky.

So anyway, I get here, he's folding laundry (much of it mine) and I say "uh. wow." and he kisses me goodbye and leaves with the cd player playing this collection of Bowie covers. I go to the kitchen cupboards and find the chips and chocolate (which is my favorite thing in the world) and I come back to blog only to see that Duran Duran is in this collection. I then geek out and eat.

And here I am. Geeking out songs later and feeling a little bloated.

I AM IN HEAVEN. AND I'M PMS-ING. AND I'M STILL IN HEAVEN!

Am I even making sense? I just reread this and I don't know what I'm saying. I am experiencing it, writing it and confusing my own damn self. But I'm not sure if it's my writing skills or reading comprehension skills that are currently lacking, so I'm just gonna keep going.

This chocolate/salt combo is making me a little light in the head.

I am so high on sugar right now.

I think I need to sit down. Er, I mean, lie down...or make some real food. Maybe I just need some coffee....