I have a cold

It's too much. I've done too much. I have a cold and I can't even get the energy to make myself some thera-flu cold.

That's not true. I have energy. I'll be right back.

(muzak plays)

I'm back. I didn't get thera-flu. I made some cup o noodles. But I bet the sodium will do wonders for my sore throat.

I have nothing to talk about.

I have a cold and I hate having colds and I hate the person who gave it to me who is either one of the kids, one of my coworkers, one of the people at the gas station I got gas from last week or God. I hate them all.