My hair is blow dried and my favorite t-shirt is on and I'm still not karaoke-ing

I was invited to go karaoke and I'm all dolled up from my audition and I just can't get the energy to karaoke. I was just so comfortable on my couch. And then I was uncomfortable enough to move to my bedroom. And now I'm so comfortable on my bed with this laptop.

The cat is next to me struggling to get some grub out of the catfood bag and I could help him, but I'm just a slug. And a slug doesn't feed cats.

I said I was getting sick and I may very well be. I got this summer cough and my throat is a mess. (ah! my singing voice! -my karaoke singing voice, at that!). But it's more.

It's age.

I auditioned today for a 30-something woman and, you know what? I feel 30-something.

When I audition for 20-something, I stay out all night.

It's true.

You are what you pretend to be.