Adaptation. I am Charlie Kaufman.

I wish.

I never knew they had a clock.

I'm so glad I was witnessing a channel surfing during the oscars to see that.

but i'm not relating to that today.

i'm relating to sweating profusely and thinking randomly while i write.

I'm adapting my play into a screenplay.

And it's so crazy making that i can't seem to write paragraphs -just sentences separated by space.